In honor of this past Valentine's Day, we called upon the wonderful writers who post here on the JMBB to come up with a book synopsis like one you would read on the back of a book that hooks a reader into buying a make believe book! The only rules are that it be original, not be too graphic (you know what we mean....something suitable to be posted on the JMBB), not too long and include every one of the words/phrases listed provided by the ladies of the JMBB below:
1. David Tennant (The Tenth Doctor Who) ...using just his name
"David Tennant" is acceptable
2. Matt's cabin in Colorado
3. Whiskey
4. Holly sh*t!
5. Lion
6. A garter
7. A watermelon
8. Singing
9. An anteater
10. Huge
1. David Tennant (The Tenth Doctor Who) ...using just his name
"David Tennant" is acceptable
2. Matt's cabin in Colorado
3. Whiskey
4. Holly sh*t!
5. Lion
6. A garter
7. A watermelon
8. Singing
9. An anteater
10. Huge
We are proud to announce that the lucky lady who received the most votes and won an autographed copy of Paradise is...
*drum roll please*
Cheryl McCord
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Check out Cheryl's winning submission below.
Olivia Camden is bored. She has a boring wardrobe, a boring job, three (count ‘em, three) boring ex-boyfriends, and a boring future if she doesn’t do something about it. When Olivia’s best friend asks her to be the Maid of Honor at her wedding, Olivia sees this as an opportunity to bring a little excitement into her life. A new dress, a new city , and an opportunity to behave like the wild woman she always wished she was.
David Tennant is the tenth wildlife veterinarian the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo has brought in to consult on their new African Lion breeding program. At his brother Matt’s wedding, David catches the garter and is captivated by a woman in a watermelon-colored bride’s maid dress who he swears pinched his butt when he turned around.
When a snow storm grounds all flights, and both David and Olivia end up staying at Matt’s cabin in Colorado, sparks fly!
David, with the help of a whiskey-loving chimpanzee, a singing parrot whose favorite phrase is “Holy Sh*t!”, and a huge anteater named Cosmo, is planning on giving Olivia a weekend of excitement that just might be more than she bargained for.
David Tennant is the tenth wildlife veterinarian the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo has brought in to consult on their new African Lion breeding program. At his brother Matt’s wedding, David catches the garter and is captivated by a woman in a watermelon-colored bride’s maid dress who he swears pinched his butt when he turned around.
When a snow storm grounds all flights, and both David and Olivia end up staying at Matt’s cabin in Colorado, sparks fly!
David, with the help of a whiskey-loving chimpanzee, a singing parrot whose favorite phrase is “Holy Sh*t!”, and a huge anteater named Cosmo, is planning on giving Olivia a weekend of excitement that just might be more than she bargained for.